today i was in my room and heard a wounded animal screaming outside and went out to see and it was my neighbor’s cat stuck under the garage door like half outside half in the garage and i can’t get it out of my head omg it was terrifying

luphphy:

caraknightley:

i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude

or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

u guys i think i love heather from hell’s kitchen season 2

just realized that fetch from mean girls is short for fetching like “your dress is just fetching!” and that totally makes sense

Mad about news coverage

I’m so hungry and I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen this is what torture feels like I think but I can’t stop

The thing I’m most excited about being a teacher is that I’ll get to be like “I’ll wait” when all those kids are talking. I hated that when I was in high school.

I’m already practicing. Girlfriend hates it.